These are those random things you should know to ensure a smooth and pleasant meeting with me! All of these are important to me and can make or break your chances of scheduling with me in the future. Please don't hesitate to contact me with any unanswered questions or concerns. Most are pretty standard, all need to be followed. I figure might as well be up front...then less talking and more fun when we DO meet! ;)
**Donations should never be discussed really if I haven't screened you or met you yet then any discussion of rates or services will possibly result in immediate cessation of our communication and/ or date. I don't even like to acknowledge the whole transaction- I just like to think the money fairy rains down on me at random or that I just deserve presents for it being a Wednesday...or Monday...or... haha! If I have screened you and you have a question or if something is not clear on my donations feel free to ask.
**Discretion is priority- if you need me please contact me- I do not text anyone first unless I'm absolutely sure it's safe to do so or you have told me to. I will always be professional and respect your private life (please do the same). Please do not text me because you are bored and need a chat buddy- that is not what I am here for. I do not always have my hobby phone on or with me, nor do I answer it during a date so there may be times I won't be able to respond immediately- sending 8 texts in a row in a short period of time thinking that gets a faster response will probably annoy me a bit lol - basically if I'm busy I'm busy and I'll be in touch when able. :)
**I am 100% independent- I'm running a one woman show- I have no assistant, booking agent, or anyone helping me screen so your information will be seen by my eyes only and treated with the utmost discretion but the trade off is that it will more than likely take me a bit to get screenings done and email times can be increased. I utilize off shore data storage and web hosting, etc for both of our protection. There may be times where it can take me longer than usual to get back to you- for all kinds of various reasons. Prebooking or at least prescreening is truly of the essence when trying to arrange a last minute meeting . Please be patient, I can only do so much and impatience and being rushed are a couple huge peeves of mine.
**Make sure you confirm your appointment in advance (1-2 days ahead if you prebooked more than 3 days in advance by texting me just to touch base.) I will then also give you an approximate location of where we are to meet to help you judge travel time. If you do not have my phone number please remind me and I will provide it.
**You can text or call me for the exact location once you reach the area given in the previous step and I will then provide easy instructions to my incall location. If touring the room number will be provided once you reach the hotel along with any other important instructions such as the location of the elevator.
**At my CR incall: (this one is important!) call or text upon arrival so (this is to those I have met previously and who got to skip the above step) and wait for the okay before coming to the door- I can't hear the doorbell from certain areas and it's just best if I am right there to open it as soon as you arrive. I also generally do not answer my door as a rule unless I know who is on the other side for my safety. It would also be slightly tragic if I were to stumble over my stilettos running to the door :)
**Please have appropriate donation for the time booked in an unsealed envelope (bonus points for using a card, colorful envelope or writing 'money for tacos' on it) and place on a table within eyesight before our encounter begin, if I'm doing an outcall to you please place in bathroom and I will excuse myself to freshen up upon arrival. If our meeting is in public please use a card or gift bag. Do not directly place anything in to my hands and please do not refer to the donation- total mood killer for me. (cue wah wah waaaaahhhh music). The envelope thing isn't as big of a deal at my private incall so don't stress if you don't have one on hand but I have had some fabulous improvisions that always make me giggle.
**I am always immaculately groomed, freshly showered, and dressed to impress with my makeup done or to as you have requested (I would never show up wearing a baggy ass tshirt and sweat pants basically..unless you tell me to of course) and love if you are equally fresh also! Please shower prior to us meeting-you're always welcome to shower at my place (before or after), a heads up ahead of time is helpful so I can have it all ready to go for you (uhhh complete with a warm towel oohhh yesss!) but not a biggie if you forget. I always have manly smelling and unscented toiletries available for you to use, either ask or you can just excuse yourself to the bathroom and these things will be readily accesible for your use.
**Please PLEASE help me watch the time and respect that my time is just as valuable as yours is to you. I have a VERY busy life in general and possibly other appointments that day especially if I am touring so going over time can definitely mess things up. If you would like to extend our meeting please ask and if I have the time to do so I absolutely will. Although I am a busy person I will never make you feel rushed- our time is just that. I am however far less likely to rebook gents to tend to repeatedly go over time/ it appears to be a habit.
**I always require a bit of notice before committing to a meeting- at least 90min- 2hours is appreciated (if I have met you previously) Last minute requests however are generally pretty tough for me to accomodate as my schedule does fill pretty quickly but it never hurts to ask of course. If you are a new client I would not expect to be seen the same day as I need time to verify your information and can't necessarily drop the other things I have going on to do so. Planning ahead is key in scheduling a visit with me.
**Call or text me if you are running late or need to cancel. I understand things happen (life is life) but please let me know as soon as possible, I will always treat you with the same respect should I need to change or cancel our meeting. Depending on my schedule and how late you are running, rescheduling or a shorter appointment may be necessary.
With the formalities out of the way I'm sure we will have a fun time and hopefully our first meeting will lead to many more! I always treat people how they treat me so you can be assured I will spoil you as long as you treat me with respect. Thanks so much for taking the time to read this as that shows you genuinely do care and don't want to piss me off hehe! Don't worry-- I'm actually very laid back ;)